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My boyfriend, me and Wyatt dressed as Metroid possessed Waluigi, Wario and Mario. Apparently I can’t stick with basic plans, as I’m the one who made everyone sew Metroids to their hats.

Micah (my boyfriend) had a really happy Metroid, so he wasn’t dead. I had a Dark Metroid so I had blood coming out of my eyes and mouth, and Wyatt had a normal Metroid, so he was just zombied, but you can’t see it in this picture because his hat is so big.

When we first did Wyatt’s make-up it was awesome. He had bought the hat and a mustache, and that thing was OBNOXIOUS. It even fell over his mouth and his lips got stuck together from the adhesive. So we ripped it off and I just drew one with eye crayon.

Still kinda wish we had done a Sweeney Todd theme, I’m going bonkers to wear my Mrs. Lovett dress again, but adding the Metroids were so much fun, and I had a blast.

Happy Halloween everyone!!!

stagekisspers:

canibeskinny-please:

averygleekywitch:

-hewastheirfriend:

iveabandonedmyboooooy:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. 

DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?

Gold.

Perfect.

I adore humanity sometimes.

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This is how much my mommy loves me. ^^

We were on the couch and I said how I’m craving something sweet, and all we have is ice cream, which I don’t want.

Mom: Do you want candy?

Me: I don’t even know what I want.

Mom: Like a Reese’s cup?

Me: Eeh, not really …

Mom: Whoppers?

Me: No- actually, yeah. That’s exactly what I want.

Mom: I have to go to the bathroom. *gets up*

Me: Lol, what, are you going to go get me candy from your room?

Mom: When I’m going to the bathroom?

Me: Haha, yeah.

Mom: What, do you think you know me or something?

Me: O.O Wh- … What?

*Mom comes back into the living room carrying a giant bag of Whoppers*

Mom: I was going to give you these and Reese’s for Halloween in a little pumpkin bag. But I can’t wait knowing you want them so much.

She made me wait so she could wrap a few still for me, and I gave her a giant hug. I love my mommy. That is awesome.

And yes, that is Scabbers from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter and a snuggly Owl my sister made me last year for Christmas. ^^

The best website ever.

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